Slutty And Fucking Underboobs
SAFU ISN’T
WHAT YOU THINK.
Thought you knew what SAFU meant?
Cute. You’re so fucking wrong.
BUY $SAFU 
CHART CONTRACT NOT CONFIGURED · JUST LOOKING? GOOD.
DEPARTMENT OF QUESTIONABLE ASSURANCESAFU?
SAFU?
SURE, BABY.
100% CERTIFIEDBAD IDEAPARODY • NOT AN AUDIT
You came looking for safety.
You found a whole lot of trouble.
PROTECTION LEVEL: EMOTIONAL✕ FINANCIALLY USELESS
YOUR PORTFOLIO’S VILLAIN ORIGIN STORY
DOWN BAD.
STILL BUYING.
DEGEN_TERMINAL.exe— □ ×
$SELF_CONTROL / USDFICTIONAL • DECORATIVE
−99.69%emotionally illiquid ↘
FOMO: CRITICALSTRATEGY: NONE FOUND
Average Degen Behavior.↵
One look.One bad decision.Now you’re emotionally invested.
SAFU INSTITUTE OF BAD DECISIONSEST. FIVE MINUTES AGO
UNDERBOOB
ECONOMICS.
FOMO+0 IQ=$SAFU
peer reviewed
by absolutely nobody.
by absolutely nobody.
No degree. No strategy.
Just premium-grade bad decisions.
IN BAD DECISIONS WE TRUSTTHE HOLY SHIELD
THE HOLY SHIELD
OF BAD DECISIONS.
TAP FOR ABSOLUTION ↗
Pray to the shield.
Blame yourself later.
THE CONFESSION BOOTH ANONYMOUS. ALLEGEDLY.
ANONYMOUS DEGEN #001
“I said I was here
for the tech.”
ANONYMOUS DEGEN #069
“I told my wife it was
a long-term investment.”
ANONYMOUS DEGEN #420
“I bought because
the logo was hot.”
“I have absolutely no fucking idea what I’m doing.”— EVERYONE, EVENTUALLY
YOU’VE OFFICIALLY LOST THE PLOT
ABSOLUTELYZERO SHAME.
COMMON SENSE HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.
DAMN!ZERO SHAME.
MAXIMUM SAFU.
COMMON SENSE HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.Too stupid to be scared.
Too SAFU to give a damn.
NO ROADMAP.
JUST LORE.
JUST LORE.
A SIX-FRAME CRIME COMIC
THE SAFU FILES.
One golden promise.
One very bad night.
NOT EVERY SHIELD STOPS THE BLEED.STILL FEELING SAFU? ↗
THE END OF YOUR GOOD JUDGEMENTGET IN.
STILL FUCKING SAFU.Slutty And Fucking Underboobs
GET IN.
OR KEEP STARING.
You’ve stared long enough, degen.
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STILL FUCKING SAFU.Slutty And Fucking Underboobs